New Vada

The latest and greatest Nevada. It has its own government because it wants to ensure the freedom of Americans to sell themselves into prostitution and lose all their money gambling.
1: Hey bitch tit I'm from New Vada!

2: Don't you mean Nevada?

3: NEW Vada!! It's seceded from Nevada and now has its own government. Bitch tit.
by Furrysexslave March 16, 2021
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News Handjob

Reading news for the sole purpose of confirming your own beliefs.
Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job
by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017
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New Pat

A guy who approaches an established group of friends and immediately becomes a part of it. A New Pat typically will physically resemble an amazing friend that one or more people will have known for years. A New Pat immediately becomes a close friend that is reliable, caring, and fun.
Remember Jack from last night? He is such a New Pat!
by SDub as JFish June 14, 2015
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The Guardian News

Man who fucked his girl on camera for money
DID YOU SEE THE NEWS! IT WAS A GAURDIAN NEWSPAPER!!! He fucked his girl. I can’t believe The Guardian News Exists. It’s supposed to guard you from porn stars
by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021
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new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.
"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas
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new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.
"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."
by 6uldv8 March 15, 2016
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new rab

like the old rab, except hes colour coded and loves facebook
first guy: Here guys, wheres new rab?

second guy: He's on facebook.
by dooch93 December 23, 2009
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