man mayoed

Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"

"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

Man Friend

A man friend is someone that you are talking to and hooking up with but are still in between stages of being friends and/or boyfriend and girlfriend

"Today my man friend and I were discussing if we wanted to take our relationship to the next level."

by b!gr3d January 9, 2010

Eibar-Man

A professional footballer from Argentina who is popular for statpadding goals against lower table teams. He goes to Europe with a bottle in his hand, gets eliminated, cries and returns to Spain and lashes out at Eibar.

I needed 13 goals for this game in my betslip. Lucky for me, Eibar-Man just came on.

by KPOOR September 6, 2020

Man Shot

In this order...Blow a line of salt...Squirt lemon or lime in either eye...take shot of alcohol...Then clench jaw and take a punch to the cheek...

Dude you total pwned that man shot

by LAXplayer5151 February 19, 2007

old man

n, 1) Father.
2) husband, boyfriend, or lover.

her old man dont like me very much, cuz I brought her home after midnight

by herbie August 25, 2004

man-purse

A carrying case for men, yet similar to a large purse for women rather than a briefcase. Very VERY metrosexual (and European). It's the metro way to carry a lot of stuff around.

Hehe, look at that guy's man-purse. He must be from France.

by andy .... March 22, 2006

mint man

A man in chicago who is making the most bomb ecstacy in the U.S. right now. The 'mints' as they are called are not over powered with dangerous chemicals like other pills. The 'mint man's' beans are pure crumbly MDMA at it's finest.

Damn, you try some of those grey dots? I hear the mint man is back on it.

by True Schwinger October 24, 2009