Dutch van der line

he always has a plan somehow, every time something bad happens, he just has a plan, oh and he is the leader of the Van Der Line gang

Arthur I, Dutch Van Der Line, have a plan

by big cockmgee August 22, 2021

runnin my trot lines

A figure of speech in the deep south referring to a person that is trying to hook up with the same person that you are trying to hook up with.

Bill: Hey Tom! I took Kate out on a date last night. We had a good time.

Tom: WTF Bill! Why are you runnin my trot lines!!! I have been trying to get with Kate all week man.

by anonymous September 29, 2020

Frozen Christchurch fault line

While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"

Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"

Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"

by KiNGY_83 March 12, 2011

Hawking a line of salad dressing

Attempting to create a straight line down someone's body with semen

I was hawking a line of salad dressing from her nips to her happytrail.

by Buddyroe274 December 15, 2011

Pass at the 1 yard line

This phrase's origin stems from the 2015 Super Bowl and has a dual meaning depending on which side you rooted for. Passing at the one yard line can be synonymous with the word "pointless" (In the case of Seahawks fans) or it can be synonymous with "game changer" (As viewed by Patriots fans). To drive home the point, the user of this phrase would likely attach the synonym to the end to explain what was just said to them.

Your comment was like a pass at the 1 yard line... Pointless, or Bringing the dancers to this party was like a pass at the 1 yard line... a game changer.

by plainhavoc February 6, 2015

blue line retirement plan

Suicide by cop.

Just like the Smith and Wesson retirement plan, except now free! Try the blue line retirement plan today! Operators are standing by, the call is free! Why pay for mental health services when lead therapy is only thirty minutes away?!

by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms May 17, 2018

left behind enemy lines

When your friends leave you at the bar alone, and you proceed to black out and make bad decisions.

Man, I was left behind enemy lines last night. Woke up with tranny!

by Mookermania February 29, 2016