Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force

I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.

by anonymous April 25, 2021

Ben Johnson

a spawner; one who doesn’t ever enter or exit an event, he simply appears

girl 1: have you ever seen that guy enter a room before?
girl 2: no he doesn’t walk in he just “Ben Johnsons” to places!
girl 1: wow that so hot!! i love guys who spawn!

by _joemama_ August 7, 2022

Tahir Johnson

Good rizz, in second most rizz in his class Jollof warrior

Tahir Johnson is famous

by Tahir Johnson September 27, 2022

Olliver James Johnson

Oh my lordy lord is that olliver Claims he's gonna beat be and never does ;( such a chadsterling. Randomly barks beware he bites. Definitely shaves his asshole. Like rebel boy skips class for 5 minutes silly goose.

"Olliver James Johnson" said his mother when he was born. Shame

by SmokWheed420 November 15, 2022

Johnsonitis

having a big johnson/penis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal

by YoungPrawn October 4, 2022

Johnson

A man with no confidence that molest children and young adults

Oh my Johnson you in the kids again

by Nig man March 28, 2021

Johnson

Johnson nickname for your penis

Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?

by stinkypickle May 30, 2018