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Avon High School 

This school is one of a kind. Located in Avon, Ohio. Home of the eagles and stoners. You won’t find another wrestling team where the freshman are built like college seniors. Where the girls are always trying to hang out with the black people and stay updated on slang. Where you flick someone’s ear and that’s a 10-Day-Suspension waiting for you at the office. Ah yes, Avon High School. Where rich kids get pampered by their parents and sent to school in their own car bought by their mum and dad. Avon high School where jocks spend 40$ on water just to pass a drug test.
“Dude did you see that video of the girl and her dog?”
-“Yeah dude only at Avon High School would you see something like that.”

sunlake high school 

sunlake high school has some of the SHITTIEST staff you'll ever see filled with unimaginable amounts of teachers trying to hit on teenage girls by taking them on rides in their golf carts and letting them hit their juuls while they steer the wheel. not only is the principal a cockass but he's also a fucking weirdo who will burn u at the stake for showing any sense of school spirit or happiness. the kids are also fucking stupid and i swear they get dumber as the years go by. expect a LOT of fake ghetto white kids who like to use the n word so excessively youd think they were trying to darken their skin thru the word alone. also theres prob at least 6 abortions a school year and due to this many ANTI ABORTION protestors right outside the front doors! basically, white people suck AND don't expect to make any friends unless you can supply weed/alcohol and do totally AWESOME things like wu-tang the blunt for the ol snap! suck a dick sunlake!
definition: sunlake high school is the shittiest school in all of lando but it's still fuck the gators tho
Oh you go to sunlake high school?
i'm so sorry...

Columbia High School

A school from the literal pits of hell but I'm still proud to attend. Did the security guard hit my juul? Yeah its called community millburn heads do not know the vibes on jah FUCK millburn. could not be happier to grow up w such a cool group of weed smokers and white claw sippers. racially divided? you bet. girls who look like fat free milk thinking they run the school? how did you know! so in essence its aggy but like u can exxxpress urself just dont be a fucking loser
Do you go to Columbia High School?
Yeah how did you know?
ur tits are big

Saints Peter and Paul High School 

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo
Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed

Riverside Brookfield High School 

white people trying to be cool black people
dughetti spaghetti
crosswalk
hero passes
we raise our praises up to you rb fight on fight on fight on to victory loyalty will guide you we will stand beside you cheering for the colors blue and white fight fight fight
we live by the zoo
million dollar football field
hoes wearing croptops and nerds with suspenders
football HUH

pretty sure our mascot was copied an pasted from images on the internet
fundraisers to pay for the million dollar football field
tests so often it seems like we have tests more than homework
top scores in the country is what to they to motivate us
WE HAVE THE BEST CHOCLATE CHIP COOKIES
rain drop crop top (lame white whip)
GO RB WHOOOOOOOOO
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4.0 is bad omg i know i can do so much better
we be friendly we dont bite
Riverside Brookfield High School is a good place for young children to go so that they learn what a bad example is

Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School 

A school consisting of egotistical, thrasher wearing, penny board riding, ped gang joining, soon to be frat boys, and ass out short wearing, titty showing, nude sending, dick sucking girls. Teachers are dtf you on the low. Your grades don’t matter if you’re on varsity, and it’s ok to fuck in the bathroom, and DO NOT forget about Vape Nation baby we gotta smoke up in the bathroom too. We are the pride and joy because we’re better then everybody else. God bless ‘merica
Betty: The kids at Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School just make me sad. Those children need some Jesus in there life
Linda: Haven’t you heard?
Linda: They’re trying to build another school to make more of them.
Betty: Oh Lord! May god be with them.