F a goat A 

"Fuck a goat ass"
I came up with this one at work one day. It's pretty much pure gold in my opinion. There is a subtle beauty within the phrase. If pronounced correctly it can be made to sound as though you are saying:
"have a good day"
pr0nounced: "effa-g'-day

Jim: well i'm off..
Bob: alrighty Jim. You have a good day now.
Jim thanks! you too! F a goat A.

F a goat A by go0dkid October 23, 2007

Shaved the Goat 

Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.

Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .

Shaved the Goat by Robyso May 25, 2006

Throat goat 

Someone who give the best Deep throat oral sex. Similar to how Coltons give oral sex a throat goat is on a whole other level

Damn babe you really are the throat goat

Throat goat by Mop goon August 11, 2020

pdx goat fucker 

Basically anyone from Beaverton.

Those pdx goat fuckers just cut me off.

pdx goat fucker by Hollowed Out Numbers October 25, 2017

Chemical Goat 

1. a disease infected goat in russia

2. a person that doesn't know what they're talking about

1. We gotta stop ordering our goat meat from russia, people are getting sick

2. Man there's this chemical goat on ud, freakin wanna punch his face

Chemical Goat by Spaceman_Spiff May 14, 2009

James Goat 

Spanish definition for someone who is torpe (clumsy), tonto (silly) and cabra (goat) and at the same time is full of an exceptional amount of awesomeness

Omg, Ryan is such a James Goat!

James Goat by Ofthewhitesea October 26, 2015

Comb the Goat 

To play with ones penis pistol; Do anything that takes time or is difficult in nature; To beat someones ass; To beat around the bush or lollygag;

Hey I'm outta here I gotta go "Comb the Goat"!

Im'ma be out here all day Combing this Goat!

If you don't get the hell outta my face I'm gonna Comb your fucking Goat!

I told you to do it like fifteen minutes ago, now quit Combing your Goat and get this shit done!

Comb the Goat by The Brizzle1 May 17, 2010