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Ghetto Lane

The right side of the road when entering an intersection. This is often used for drivers who are turning right but in the ghetto it is used as a thru-lane wherein ghetto sleds can creep past the waiting cars and then floor it when the light turns green. Within a few hundred feet or yards the Ghetto Lane user will need to merge back into the main lane, this usually involves cutting off cars, near-misses with pedestrians, and possibly running over cyclists.

The Ghetto Lane is often referred to as the G-Lane. This preserves some sense of political-correctness but also serves to account for the synonym - Gangster Lane - so used because the Ghetto Lane is often used by Gangsters.
Look alive up here, this intersection has a ghetto lane.
by Ghetto Lane December 15, 2014
mugGet the Ghetto Lanemug.

Ghetto Jay

A retardly rolled joint, or blunt that usally will not light.
Raul:U just rolled a Ghetto Jay

Benny:my bad.....

Raul:yea u Fucked up!
by Ben956M.O.B January 3, 2010
mugGet the Ghetto Jaymug.

ghetto payraise

When a welfare queen squirts out yet another society-burdening offspring and consequently gets an increase in welfare, food stamps, and housing.
"Yo. you hear Latifa gettin' another ghetto payraise? Naw, she don't know who da daddy is..."
by Lao Zoot June 3, 2016
mugGet the ghetto payraisemug.

Ghetto-Peak

When some event takes place in total it is a poor event. It becomes 'peak'. However in some rare cases such event has become 'ghetto-peak' which means an unfortunate event turns into a sex party in some form of sick ghetto.
"SHIT HOME DAWG THAT EVENT IS PEAK"Said Hermanos
"NAAARRR BRAH I GOT SOME OF DAT BOOTY, THIS HERE IS 'GHETTO-PEAK'" Replied Manuel
by JasonAalonButler August 20, 2013
mugGet the Ghetto-Peakmug.

Ghetto Banking

When you choose to handle all financial transactions at the ATM instead of EVER actually setting foot inside the bank. This can include multiple withdrawals and deposits from various ATM's.
The bank was closed, but Tom didn't care because he could just deposit his check and move funds around via ghetto banking.
by @bigsammy610 May 31, 2018
mugGet the Ghetto Bankingmug.

Ghetto Punch

Howdy dude, comin' down from that boulder with a jug of Ghetto Punch
by alleypoet November 28, 2017
mugGet the Ghetto Punchmug.

Ghetto Period

When someone shoots you in the dick area, and you bleed, you have a ghetto period.
All these rappers talkin bout how much they’ve been through in the hood, but I bet none of them have gotten a ghetto period.
by Minecraft Legend01 October 28, 2018
mugGet the Ghetto Periodmug.

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