Coolest family out there
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire
Dominick - Lives in a dumpster
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire
Dominick - Lives in a dumpster
by Tuberculosis :) February 13, 2023
Get the Condurso Familymug. by Pro_fortnite_gamer47 March 14, 2020
Get the National lose half your family daymug. A modern generalization (presumably removing gender specificity) from the terms of Gold Star Mother and Gold Star Wife, both of which have been formally applied to the relatives of US Servicemen (and Servicewomen) who died since World War I and World War II.
see www.army.mil/goldstar/
see www.army.mil/goldstar/
The term Gold Star family is a modern reference that comes from the Service Flag. Gold Star Mothers, as well as all Family members who are grieving a military loss, will always be cherished members of the Army Family.
by HonorOurServicemen November 21, 2016
Get the Gold Star Familymug. The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20
Holy shit! Enrique just got captured by the opps! No Deanthony, thats not the opps, that is the Kaing Family Business. Run for your life!
by Troy Maggins February 15, 2022
Get the Kaing Family Businessmug. by DEFINITION MASTER! August 15, 2019
Get the Embarrass Your Family Daymug. A sweet/innocent-sounding term for frequent/ongoing financial handouts that one or more mooching relatives (such as adult-children or nephews/nieces) request/expect from one or more fiscally-solvent/responsible relatives (such as parents, grandparents, or aunts/uncles), step-relatives, or in-laws.
Disgusted step-father: Boy, when I agreed to a "family support" clause in the prenup, it never occurred to me that I'd be expected to actually FINANCIALLY SUPPORT my apathetic step-daughter and her lazy good-for-nothing live-in boyfriend! They act like they love and appreciate me, but I know they really only view me as a walking ATM!
by QuacksO January 2, 2017
Get the family supportmug. The original cheeky family hail from manchester and were born in the mid 1990's, a few years before the millenium. You will often find the cheeky family rolling off beds, throwing up, saying memorable/funny quotes such as 'turning the lights on will make everything real' - (papa cheeky 1/1/2012)
The cheeky family are well know for: 1. Always being the cheekiest members of the public 2. like to punch food and party all weekend. 3. The way to a cheeky members heart is MALIBU AND COCA-COLA. 4. YOLO-ING
The cheeky family are well know for: 1. Always being the cheekiest members of the public 2. like to punch food and party all weekend. 3. The way to a cheeky members heart is MALIBU AND COCA-COLA. 4. YOLO-ING
'omg look its the cheeky family walking down market street, they're so cool and cheekeh'
'nana cheeky is wise, mama cheeky likes to shout yolo, cuzzy cheeky is known for punching food and papa cheeky is the original of the cheeky family
'nana cheeky is wise, mama cheeky likes to shout yolo, cuzzy cheeky is known for punching food and papa cheeky is the original of the cheeky family
by papa cheeky October 1, 2012
Get the cheeky familymug.