Diabetes boner

The act of becoming so sexually aroused by food that it leads to immediate diabetes.

The cake that Angela made was so good, it gave Peter a diabetes boner.

by Shaggy007 February 7, 2017

Bunsen Boner

When you stick your dick in alcohol and light it on fire.

James uses his Bunsen boner to heat his solution.

by Dr. HOFBrICl December 10, 2021

respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.

I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.

by 2014_chiguy April 19, 2014

fear boner

noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\

An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ

When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you

Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.

I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!

by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023

robo-boner

the arousal coming at the mere mention, viewing or experience of the newest RoboCop film and possibly TV show.

"Dude, did you see the way he pulled out that gun?! I totally have a robo-boner"

by VTheTank December 31, 2013

Boner belt

When a boner is used to hold up ones pants, in place of a belt.

"Dude, did you see Tommy?"
"Yeah. hes got a huge boner belt today"

by Purvanator November 2, 2014

Nano-boner

A small twitch of the penis caused by sexual thoughts or stimuli.

"Okay, sir, could you pull down your pants so I could have a look at the problem. Just relax, sir, nothing to be embarassed about."
"Certainly."
"Ah okay, it seems to be a standard skin condition on the top of the penis, nothing to worry about. My 20-year-old daughter had the same thing on her breasts. She..."
"..."
"Oh dear, I'm sorry about that twitch it just did."
"In the profession we call that a nano-boner!"

by Autonova May 6, 2010