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bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
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bed nerd

Someone who is sex-literate and fluent in pleasure.
"My boyfriend is such a bed nerd. I learn something new and exciting every time."
by Scooby Doo 123 February 21, 2025
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Bed Soup

Ejaculation that occurs while in a bed. Or soup that you have in bed.
I had to wash the blanket covered in bed soup.
by Uneven curtains March 16, 2025
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Terrible in bed

When your partner does not know how to have sex.
by Emo_Girl_98 November 24, 2021
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Bed and breakfast

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?
by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023
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make me your wife in bed

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,
Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed
by Bed wife June 22, 2023
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i’m gonna go to bed anyway

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off
by the silent breather June 30, 2023
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