Weird Beard

A weird beard is someone who takes an overly confrontational position on the modifications that someone else does to their own car, usually via the Internet. Often times they don't own that kind of car or if they have it's unmodified because they don't want to mess with the purity. A weird beard doesn't necessarily have a beard of their own either but the term still applies.

How do you feel about the general purity of like messing with a car like this, do any do any of the weird beards care?

by eddyz1122 March 13, 2024

Bang Beard

Untrimmed male public region.

DaYuM, pubes are gettin' a little long. I think it's time to trim up the bang beard.

by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ October 13, 2016

Foot Beard

N. A hairy foot

John's socks fit funny because of his foot beard.

by Cheezy Pickle May 20, 2024

Beard

A heterosexual relationship used to cover up one's homosexuality.

"Dad! I'm not gay! I have a wife!"
"Look kid, I don't give a fuck about your beard"

by Deeznuttery March 19, 2023

Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Kiner Beard

A large, full beard worn by a person who should be too young for a beard of such awesomeness

"man I need to grow a beard."
"Dude if you're going for it go for a full kiner beard!"

by BulletToTheEscalator February 12, 2012

yeast beard

when a man performs oral sex on a woman when she has a yeast infection and in turn contracts a visible yeast infection around his mouth.

did you see that yeast beard on jake? he must have got it from kelsey when she had that yeast infection.

by zizzle9333 July 3, 2012