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imp life

The chaotic, reckless, and wicked lifestyle of a demon spawn
My grandma is Satan, my mom is a demon, that makes me an imp and I live the imp life!
You know you're jealous
by TheElementOfFyre February 25, 2019
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life lump

a fictitiously comic way of referring to a spurt of semen.
"By my life lumps!" - Walt Whitman
by REBEC$LUT January 18, 2008
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Life and Scars

A person who makes out of pocket videos
Life and Scars: "How to Super Mario a bitch. Guys the Super Mario is a level 8 sex move so you will need to pretend to have consent"
by Mastroni475 August 16, 2023
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Wife and Life

Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.
Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.
by Moo Rad November 7, 2012
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the goat of life

the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.
potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
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ho life

When you are in the lifestyle of trading sexual favor for monetary gains.

Any person that’s in it (the game strictly for the Money. Anna Nicole Smith portrays the higher end of this in her ultimate trophy wife marriage. You thivk a wife can’t be a ho? Sure she can when she’s in it for the money. Also refers to the life style of the common street walker, escort, Hooker. Can be used to indicate sex for money lifestyle of any gender
Ho life,ho, thug life , gfe, prostitute
by Ohexaultedone October 29, 2017
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The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022
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