‘red the bed’

When you have your period and blood leaks onto the sheets in your sleep. It’s like wetting the bed only you have less control of it happening as sometimes your wearing adequate period wear but your period might be so heavy that it leaks onto the sheets anyways.

I forgot to put in tampon last night and I ‘red the bed’.

by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023

bed

When you fuck your daddy to hard and he starts to cum and wont stop and then you die beacuse your cock is to big

Bed was fun last night i loved to stick my cock up your ass lassnight.

by Natthecoolperson November 21, 2021

bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.

Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.

by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022

pink bed

A Pink Bed is a pink bed, it is nice to add color into your dreamland, pink is a color of protection, strength and beauty.

Pink Bed, honey, I’ll meet you inside after I do the dishes.

by Jetspenny October 17, 2019

GOT AH BED

SEE AH WHAT I MEAN

SHIT

DAVID GOTTA UE.

ISABELLE shaking the EARTH with her EXTREME GENIUS.

DO you GOT AH BED as the ASSHOLE is there for your SHIT CONVENIENCE and always in BED and wakes up when ASSHOLE PLEASES to BOWEL OUT.

SEE HER IN TUNE as GOT AH BED as no other than ISABELLE.

URINATION EMANATION for the greatest PENIS ACTION as GOT AH BED as enter the PISSECTASY.

SHIT IS ASSHOLE AS GOT AH BED for I SUCK ASSHOLE from the GET PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENTS as RIMJOB PRIORITY.

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY June 18, 2021

hayley's bed

something that is easy to break when used so much because it wriggles.

"your phone is so hayley's bed!"
"what?"
"its so broken, like hayley's bed!"

by sh... September 8, 2025

bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.

*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.

by Shwords February 3, 2010