your asshole

You.

Your asshole better shut the fuck up or we're gonna have a serious motherfuckin problem - right NOW.

by homes 661 January 8, 2012

your face

- A phrase equivilent to the middle finger. An insult, to make fun of, usually meaning 'you suck', to point fun of someone's looks or appearance. Mostly used a friendly gesture to make fun of a friend in a non-demeaning manner.
- Also can be used by placing your palm under someone's chin and saying 'Your face...It reeks'

Example 1 :
Friend 1 - 'Hey Guys, you like my new shirt?'
Friend 2 - 'Tim it's an extra small, your face'

Example 2 :
'Dude, you're playing too slow, you're emo...your face...It reeks'

by Rocco Sifredi November 1, 2003

Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her

Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019

your face

your face is the best come back ever

person1 you are ugly

person2 your face is ugly

person1 why would you

by da king bob boy January 23, 2018

Your Homeless

Insult used to hurt other peoples feelings. Used mostly by nerds with the name Stafford.

Your homeless Gabe... nobody loves you.

by The G321 December 27, 2011

is that your phone?

When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.

"is that your phone?"
"no I just have a boner rn"

by Alrxi November 2, 2021

Your mom

A word used when you have absolutely nothing else to say, don't want to answer a question, or are bored and want to say something that will make people think you are wierd, even if it makes no sense whatsoever.

Dude: Hey whatcha watchin?
Other Dude: Your mom.
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Kilrory: Man my computer is so slow!
Me: Your mom's so slow.
Kilrory: Shut up Michi.
Me: Your mom needs to shut up.

by ElizabethXDisaster June 7, 2009