CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

the mode of a man who reaches fits of rage when his girlfriend even speaks to another male or even mentions another male. this mode often involves asking about every unfamiliar phone number on his girlfriend's cell, checking her email without her consent, following her when she goes out for the night, and will make sure that he knows where she is and who she is with at all times. thi mode is a nightmare for his girlfriend's friends as they will tell her to break up with him constantly

he's in CBM again and he won't quit calling.

by troy October 31, 2003

cherry pie a la mode

When a guy and girl are having sex while she's on her period, he pulls out and jizzes on her cunt. He then precedes to perform oral sex on her.

Bob and Jane are really into that cherry pie a la mode.

by Jane April 26, 2004

TPM- Teacher Panic Mode

The anxiety & remorse filled day a teacher has on the very last day of a long break because they procrastinated & aren't prepared for class the next day. This day typically falls on a Sunday & most likely is a day that ends in crying & wine therapy.

Ms. Smith spent a large part of her last Sunday of holiday break in TPM- Teacher Panic Mode because she had spent all of her Christmas break in her yoga pants, playing the SIMs. She didn't think about those sniveling kids once. What are their names again…?

by Meekie4 January 5, 2014

Switch Mode Soldier

Switch Mode Soldier. Commonly used when reffering to someone who is part of the original SMS crew in Watford.
Otherwise meaning you will be nice and then denly go sick on someone.

Blud Dont make me go f*cking SMS on you!!

If this cat keep chattin shit were gonna have to go switch mode soldier on him!

by Caroline H!!!! June 11, 2006

CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

Some stupid acronym made up by people that watch too much Jerry Springer, on par with "you go girl-friend" or "talk to the hand".

Uh, he was in SUCH a CBM! What-ever!

by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

feel my pain mode

A childish yet effective coping mechanism often used by customer service agents when they've been speaking to an imbecile too long. It consists of reiterating everything stupid the caller says loudly so everyone around you can feel the same level of frustration you are experiencing.

support agent #1: "YES THAT'S RIGHT THE SHUTDOWN BUTTON WILL INFACT SHUTDOWN THE COMPUTER"

support agent #2: Why is he shouting like that?

support agent #3: He's obviously got an imbecile on the line and has relapsed into feel my pain mode.

by Jesse Stacey May 18, 2008

French Toast A La Mode

When a frenchman bakes bread with his own feces, toasts it, and the procedes to butter it with his own semen. He then saves it for a romantic evening.

Pierre makes the best god damn French Toast A La Mode you will ever have.

by Miles_JR August 24, 2006