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West Virginia vasectomy

a crude vasectomy practice in which a rubber band is placed around the base of a man's scrotum and circulation is slowly cut off until the testicles lose blood flow and detach from the body
Darleen done gave Jimmy-John a West Virginia vasectomy while he was sleepin' and he ain't got no more cojones
by Toothless Jimbob May 27, 2016
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west green middle

west green middle is a school full of rednecks who think there better than everyone if ur black you better stay far away from this racist school and don’t get me started on the girls who think they are better than everyone in the world but in reality they will sleep with your dad if you do anything to them they don’t even care if there old either they will do anything just to get payback on you so watch out for them west green middle girls they will also break your heart and say it’s your fault and get the whole County hating on you all the kids in there also do all types of drugs and get caught every day and continue to bring things to school
tell your dad to watch out for them west green middle girls
by yo momma101 January 21, 2022
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West Virginia Turnpike

Coitus in the bed of a moving pick-up truck that is fleeing from law enforcement.
"Well, I thought I could ditch the sheriff after I ran that red light, but I forgot that Jeb and Shawna Beth were in the bed of the truck goin' at it."
"Well, Merle, I guess that West Virginia Turnpike was on the house!"
"Sure was, Daryl. Now, can you go ahead and come bail me out?"
by joshingmachine November 11, 2013
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West Virginia Blowjob

When you hang your inbred child or children from your beaver lips, therefore making them appear as hoop loops or saggy diaper ass.
I was getting a West Virginia Blowjob at the unemployment office when all of a sudden my children's father came in.
by dont give a fuck about you August 29, 2017
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jade west mood

when someone acts like jade west from victorious
person 1: bro! person 2 just told me to shut up!
person 3: there In a real jade west mood. I don't know why
by NIGHT_BR3AKS August 8, 2022
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West Virginia Incest

The act of having pure, heterosexual, vanilla sex with a partner that is not related to you in any way. No pissing, shitting, violence, or whatever other unspeakable ask that could be thought of.
West Virginian 1: I got laid last night.
West Virginian 2: With who?
West Virginian 1: Gabriella BigTits
West Virginian 2: Bro, that's some crazy West Virginia incest.
by RadRifle03 May 25, 2016
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Key West Bitches

Key West Bitches are your typical sad hoe.
They do not particularly have much better to do, so within that time they may talketh tons of shiteth.
They hate 24/7 for reasons that have not yet been discovered.
Not all of which who reside within the tropical location of Key West, FL are indeed a Key West Bitch.
You may have other species of these also in your local hometown.
Jan: "Are they going to do anything else other than stare and talk shit?"
Mary: "No Jan, they are Key West Bitches, thats what they do."
by Ttinkyyy October 11, 2020
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