poll watcher

for guys it's when old guys in the locker room tend to let their eyes linger on your ballot. or if you're a girl, they try to get a look inside your drop box.

Came out of the stall and a couple of poll watchers were trying to see my hanging chad.

by gingineer November 16, 2020

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Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.

I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!

by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021

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community watch

A program in neighborhoods where people take turns or keep an eye out on one another's houses.

Community watch is a program in communities that gives Karen the right to call the cops on you for breaking into your own house. "Can you believe Karen called the cops after I told her to pick up her dog's poop out of my yard."

by johnny4llen October 6, 2021

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Milquetoast Weather

Noun. AKA; "Milk Toast Weather"
Name for periods of severe weather which cause panic shopping items like Milk and Bread.
Derives it's meaning from Milquetoast, a bland meal whose primary ingredients are Milk and Bread.

Tom: "Uh oh, did you see the forecast? Big snowstorm coming, looks like Milquetoast weather."
Jenny: "Crud. I'll go to the store, we need to stock up on bread and milk."

by Uncle McFlirty March 13, 2023

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FBI watchlist

A list of people selected by the FBI who will get a new expensive deluxe watch if they go to the FBI headquarters.Its a very exciting experience according to the people who made it on the list.

Brian:damn Steve, you got a nice watch .where do you get it from?

Steve:oh I made it on FBI watchlist.

by Chuttadmal ☹️ April 14, 2023

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