Jump in yo ass

When you wanna scrap with someone who is talking mad shit, getting disrespectful, or steps to you with an attitude.

John: You a punk ass bitch Michael.

Michael: You better shut the hell up John before I start to jump in yo ass.

by Chupapi16 February 20, 2023

the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.

Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up

by Negro man April 24, 2005

Jump call

To call someone without prior warning, but scarier. Especially applicable for video calls like teams, zoom, facetime.

Brian from Migration keeps jump calling me about verifying the newest data dump, when I've set my status to busy.

by Betty3.0 October 31, 2023

Jumping nonsensely

When someone's mind is messed up and keep thinking multiple things jumping from one to one another

I am so busy right now and I have started to jumping nonsensely. Thinking about whether or not my boyfriend really suits me and do I really have time to be in a relationship.

by radio ccl November 25, 2018

Ski jump

When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.

She hung her head over the bed and then i ski jumped a load…

by Mik3Leo November 10, 2021

jump-rope bitch

Someone who jumps somebody else's rope

"Yo Gordon is a jump-rope bitch."

by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman October 18, 2020