turkey farmer

a very annoying person who is the leader in a gang because the people in his gang are turkeys
this is a nasty name to call someone, like a snot-rag

go farm your turkeys, u turkey farmer

by pyro November 3, 2004

Home turkey

Combination of Home Slice and Jive turkey.. A friend or Person you know well that doesnt tell things how they really are.

"You hear that Home Turkey, trey has been actin a fool?"
"Sup Home Turkey"

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

burnt turkey

Someone who is obsessed with tanning. Their skin tends to be an orange color like a glazed turkey.

burnt turkey

by Sexy Sexy Sadie May 21, 2009

get to your flat in turkey

something said in annoyance or shock, meaning "get hame" or "get to fuck", only politer. Usually said as response to a random or stupid comment by some timmeh.

Timmeh: Guess what!
Me: What?
Timmeh: Guess what!
Me: WHAT?!?
Timmeh: Guess what? Hi.
Me: Oh, get to your flat in turkey!!

by Hmdle October 18, 2008

turkey baster

when a guy and girl have sex unprotected then the guy eats the girl out after the sex

Guy: man did you hear how chris turkey bastered his sister last night? that shits gross.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.

by Bnugz November 20, 2006

Cold Turkey

Cold Turkey – The act of getting high by a fully fledged drug addict. A feeling similar to that of being thrown, naked and asleep, into a relentlessly cold ocean. In the dark.

"Theres no weed and i don't feel right, looks like i'm goin cold turkey"

by daesson July 24, 2008

Cold Turkey

A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"

Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!

by rewriter June 10, 2008