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toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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Toilet

Solitary confinement for innocent bullcraps to suffer going down the hole.
I took a crap in a toilet.
by Dood Veed April 10, 2017
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toilet meal

Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet
I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly
by Suklaa May 15, 2017
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Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂
by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017
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fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.
Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.
by Joven diosa June 18, 2017
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alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper
by blakesmittty June 21, 2017
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sawdust toilet

A form of composting toilet using sawdust to cover each deposit.
The house had a low environmental impact, including solar power and a sawdust toilet that used no water and provided compost for the fruit trees.
by islandchild137 June 26, 2017
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