Shark

This is when you are DTF anything and everything. if it got legs you’re crushing cheeks

Ex. “it’s shark season, i’m single and ready to be a shark”
Ex. “Where the fish at imma shark and i’m hungry”
Ex. Rayden Caudill

by anonymous April 19, 2025

shark teeth

gold

shark teeth

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

Shark attack

When a man uses a suction dildo and attaches it to his wait and fucks a woman with it and his own cock, then yells "Shark Attack" coined by Nicolas Contreras, James Martagon and Danielle Schintgen.

He jumped into the bed and suctioned the dildo to himself and yelled "shark Attack".

by cream_corn July 23, 2019

Shark

A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size.

Jimmy: "I'm not swimming in there, there's a shark"
Bobby: "Imagine being scared of sharks" *pushes Jimmy in the water*
Jimmy: *Gets mauled be shark*
Also Jimmy: "HELP! STOP, YOU DUMB SHARK!"
Shark: *mauls harder*
Jimmy: *dies of death*

by Snifflypig April 1, 2021

Frilled shark friday

National holiday every Friday celebrating Frilled sharks

Matt: Yo what day is it?
Frank: Its frilled shark friday dawg

Matt: HELL YEAH

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ

My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days

by Thenry June 19, 2023

meth shark

A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".

I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.

by einaphets April 23, 2022