Actually "Vet Man" is a superhero identity passed down from father to son ever since the Revolutionary war. Therefore, there have been MANY Vet Men -- but, only "ONE" at a time (there was a pair of identical twins who shared the Vet Man identity).
Vet Man is an animal loving crimefighter. Every Vet Man has been a veterinarian, and fought for his country.
Ever since 1953, Vet Man has driven a Corvette. The Corvette started out with a 6 cylinder, so 1955 was a tough year for Vet Man, because his evil nemesis, The Hunter, had a Thunderbird for his city car, and Vet Man could never catch him! Thankfully, Chevrolet came out with a V8 Corvette in 1956 and no Vette ever got beaten by a T-bird since then!
Ever since 1953, Vet Man has driven a Corvette. The Corvette started out with a 6 cylinder, so 1955 was a tough year for Vet Man, because his evil nemesis, The Hunter, had a Thunderbird for his city car, and Vet Man could never catch him! Thankfully, Chevrolet came out with a V8 Corvette in 1956 and no Vette ever got beaten by a T-bird since then!
by Vet Man Fan. Say the secret password to read the Vet Man chronicles July 25, 2006
Get the Vet Manmug. by Nikkihour December 16, 2014
Get the man poopmug. Where the attackers in a FPS online game of 'Attack and Defend' are 'Owning' and decide to add more challenge to the game. The Attacker who is holding the 'Package' becomes the 'Package Man' and must defend him/herself from the defenders and his/her team members with pistols only. The winner is the one who can hold the 'Package' until the end of the game.
'Oh my god we are kicking thier asses!'
'We've got the package already and there is loads of time left!'
'PACKAGE MAN!!!'
'We've got the package already and there is loads of time left!'
'PACKAGE MAN!!!'
by Dan Bob 89 March 1, 2009
Get the Package Manmug. Just as you need a wing man to help pick up chicks, sometimes it's necessary to bring a wang man to go the bathroom. Sometimes it's to give you moral support an other times it may be to give you someone to talk to while you're pinching one out. Most importantly, above all else it is not gay to be a wang man or have one.
1."Hey dude, do you think you could be my wang man? I gotta unload one"
2. "Hey bro, do you mind coming with me? This might take a while and I'm gonna need a wang man"
2. "Hey bro, do you mind coming with me? This might take a while and I'm gonna need a wang man"
by Reddaimyo December 1, 2009
Get the Wang Manmug. A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.
"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."
by ferociousbanana September 30, 2020
Get the simple manmug. mæn saɪəns
–noun
1. a branch of knowledge often inherent in men and absent in women that allows for the programming of VCRs, lighting of pilot lights, and ability to problem solve.
–noun
1. a branch of knowledge often inherent in men and absent in women that allows for the programming of VCRs, lighting of pilot lights, and ability to problem solve.
by gentofleisure May 5, 2011
Get the Man Sciencemug. Man Pointz is the term for receiving pointz for completing tasks that are definitively manly.
Man Pointz values vary based on the complexity, impressiveness, riskiness, boldness or ridiculousness of the task. Eating a 3 lb hamburger will award less pointz than climbing Mt. Everest. It is possible to receive negative Man Pointz from friends for distinctly unmanly tasks (e.g., make out with a 300 lb woman, drink a Cosmopolitan)
Man Pointz values vary based on the complexity, impressiveness, riskiness, boldness or ridiculousness of the task. Eating a 3 lb hamburger will award less pointz than climbing Mt. Everest. It is possible to receive negative Man Pointz from friends for distinctly unmanly tasks (e.g., make out with a 300 lb woman, drink a Cosmopolitan)
- "Dude, you get 5 Man Pointz for getting the number of both of those girls at the same time"
- "You deserve at least 10 Man Pointz for killing half a bottle of tequila last night"
- "You lost serious Man Pointz for hooking up with your best friend's girlfriend last night when you were drunk".
- "You deserve at least 10 Man Pointz for killing half a bottle of tequila last night"
- "You lost serious Man Pointz for hooking up with your best friend's girlfriend last night when you were drunk".
by The First BSD April 21, 2010
Get the Man Pointzmug.