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close, but no bananas

a variation of the more familiar, 'close, but no cigar.'

the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.

traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.
Guy: Wait, isn't this song a Rolling Stones cover?
Girl: Um close, but no bananas
Guy: ...???
by G&T2009 January 31, 2009
mugGet the close, but no bananasmug.

swallow-a-banana

The act of deep throating. You know, cock choking. Sausage snarfing. Dicking deep, as it were. Pushing something nice and phallic way the fuck down your throat. Side effects may include an ache in your trachea and cum in your mouth (gross!).
Mary beat Joe in the swallow-a-banana contest.
by Franz Liebkind February 9, 2009
mugGet the swallow-a-bananamug.

banana bandana

Another word to describe a condom! scrumdilliumptious
"Before we did it, I had to put on a banana bandana."
by YOURGRANMA March 7, 2009
mugGet the banana bandanamug.

banana smuggler

jeans, specifically jeans so tight that your dong is rocking out. hence the term, smuggling bananas. See Journey circa 1978.
"man i got these new banana smugglers but the waist is a little tight. i'm starting to black out."
by endless lip June 23, 2008
mugGet the banana smugglermug.

Peel the Banana

To take off a condom during sex.
Sam: Hey, when are you and Sarah going to have a baby?
Ben: I don't know. But all she has to do is peel the banana.
by Wedon June 11, 2015
mugGet the Peel the Bananamug.

banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.
Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?
by Tyler March 7, 2005
mugGet the banana napkinmug.

banana hammer

A slang term used for a man's penis.
I gave her the old banana hammer last night.
by Nachtein February 14, 2012
mugGet the banana hammermug.

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