Frozen Christchurch fault line

While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"

Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"

Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"

by KiNGY_83 March 12, 2011

runnin my trot lines

A figure of speech in the deep south referring to a person that is trying to hook up with the same person that you are trying to hook up with.

Bill: Hey Tom! I took Kate out on a date last night. We had a good time.

Tom: WTF Bill! Why are you runnin my trot lines!!! I have been trying to get with Kate all week man.

by anonymous September 29, 2020

Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines

"If you aren't in a hurry to leave the store, there will be little or no delay in getting a clerk to ring you up. But if you're pressed for time --- or even more so, if you're car-pooling with someone who is on a tight schedule --- THAT'S when there will be hold-ups galore... a long line in front of you, a customer with one or more heaped-full shopping-carts, one or more price-discrepancies that hafta be tediously resolved (i.e., the puzzled clerk is obliged to walk back with you to the shelf to look at the price-labels, a supervisor or the store-manager has to be called over), a balky card-scanner, etc."

Whenever someone who's giving me a ride is kind enough to let me stop at a store to grab a few items, I always try to make very sure that I have everything all "set and prepared" before I head to the register, so that I personally seldom create a problem (i.e., cause any delays myself with issues like not having the proper payment ready or being unsure of a price or quantity) with Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines. That way, even if my driver has to wait linger than expected for me to hastily scamper back outside with my loaded shopping-bags, he won't be able to direct his impatient frustration at me --- "Sorry for the delay; I did indeed get everything tossed in my cart very quickly, but there was a long line in front of me, and they were short-staffed today, so they only had once register open."

by QuacksO October 31, 2019

Hawking a line of salad dressing

Attempting to create a straight line down someone's body with semen

I was hawking a line of salad dressing from her nips to her happytrail.

by Buddyroe274 December 15, 2011

Base Line Nerd Osmosis

The inescapable general baseline knowledge of fandoms even if you are not technically a part of the fandom, that you gained from being a nerd and talking to other nerds.

Person 1: How did you know so much about Doctor Who?
Person 2: Oh that, I got it from Base Line Nerd Osmosis with my sister.

by Human____404 February 20, 2021

Pass at the 1 yard line

This phrase's origin stems from the 2015 Super Bowl and has a dual meaning depending on which side you rooted for. Passing at the one yard line can be synonymous with the word "pointless" (In the case of Seahawks fans) or it can be synonymous with "game changer" (As viewed by Patriots fans). To drive home the point, the user of this phrase would likely attach the synonym to the end to explain what was just said to them.

Your comment was like a pass at the 1 yard line... Pointless, or Bringing the dancers to this party was like a pass at the 1 yard line... a game changer.

by plainhavoc February 6, 2015

left behind enemy lines

When your friends leave you at the bar alone, and you proceed to black out and make bad decisions.

Man, I was left behind enemy lines last night. Woke up with tranny!

by Mookermania February 29, 2016