Short Walton

One sews one's enemy's trousers shut at the knees, and subsequently fills them with mayonnaise (in some regions maypo, ovaltine, demiglace sauce, gravy, or hollandaise sauce can be substituted for mayonnaise). Then the enemy is encouraged to put them on.

Damn those rapscallions! They've given me a short walton! It's squishy!

by Monstrosity Ahoys April 10, 2011

short-water

A body of water that is no deeper than 12 inches.

I jumped into the short-water thinking it was deep and hurt myself.

by iDenzilla December 14, 2013

Short stack

A midget orgy

Alex is so fucked up. He said he was watching short stack porn yesterday.

by Asexuals March 19, 2016

Short white bitch

Short white bitch normally a two faced liar. Loves drama

Dude...stay away from her. She's just a short white bitch.

by Fxiry_farts June 20, 2018

Short Nigga Code

No male shall have a bitch shorter than themselves.

Isaiah is 4’11 but is with a girl that’s over 5 foot that is a no no. That’s against the Short Nigga Code

by Bich nig October 17, 2018

Short film

A classy way to say porn.

Girlfriend wasn’t home, so I watched a short film and snapped one off.

by Dustin Flores October 25, 2018

Short

What ryan is.

ryan you are really short.

by Dearay13 February 21, 2019