Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"

Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.

by IvyCruz January 4, 2024

Slappers

A large set of tits.

I'd love to get my hands on her slappers.

by DaHolmes December 9, 2023

Slappers

Shlaaag a total absolute slaag

I went to the Stratford footasylum and the worker was a slappers wid glowy skin always in the back room wid an Asian following her

by Amha February 17, 2024

slapper

a slag who shags everyone that walks

your is a slapper mom

by sdnfsdnfsnfsnf May 21, 2024

Slapped the rock

To experience a dramatic and irreversible downfall in one's career, reputation, or personal life, often as a result of a single, highly publicized mistake or controversy. Derived from the infamous moment when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars, marking a pivotal point in Smith’s public image and career trajectory.

Example 1:
“After that last movie flop and the scandal with his personal life, it looks like his career really slapped the rock.”

Example 2:
“Man, that social media meltdown? He definitely slapped the rock with that one.”

by ContraVirtual December 19, 2024

slappers

A woman who is sexually active for everybody

person 1: she's a slappers you haven't heard about her

by goddy1100 February 4, 2025