by name November 10, 2003
Get the to hang out with sammug. by wolf January 11, 2005
Get the toucan sam schnozmug. a person of the asian persuasion
by J-Bold March 9, 2011
Get the Slice Eye Sammug. A 30 Second Sam is someone who can't control their urges while in class. They masturbate to random girls in class and doesn't bother to conceal themself. Ususally a 30 Second Sam is someone who is a social out cast and is shunned for constant masturbation. The 30 seconds is how long it takes for him to start masturbating and finish. And they like their own sperm. When the 30 seconds is up, it is common for him wipe it in his hair and smell his finger, with a bright red face.
by Black Suns January 12, 2012
Get the 30 Second Sammug. Is truly one of a kind guy who is known to be endemic. When intoxicated enjoys the pleasure of declothing himself.
Loves to leave puddles to mark his territory, and leaves the sick untouched for many hours on end and makes his friends clean it up. Oh but don't worry Sam, Aaron is your housemaid and will do anything for you !!!!!!!!
Loves to leave puddles to mark his territory, and leaves the sick untouched for many hours on end and makes his friends clean it up. Oh but don't worry Sam, Aaron is your housemaid and will do anything for you !!!!!!!!
by 501 crew. 🤙 May 18, 2017
Get the Sam Parkermug. A fan of the Michigan State Spartans who has no direct affiliation to the university but who loudly and obnoxiously proclaims his/her allegiance while wearing goods and apparel purchased at a local Sam's Club store.
by woviefan1 December 12, 2010
Get the Sam's Club Spartanmug. You can probable catch this kid sitting in his basement playing with himself , or raping girls .. or guys . School dropout , diagnosed with the broken heart syndrome.
by Nhloser March 12, 2019
Get the Sam Fatatamug.