An overweight Star Wars fan from Quebec. He taped himself pretending to fight a lightsaber battle (every time I try to see it I'm redirected grrr) which is supposed to be so bad it's funny. Some of his "friends" uploaded the video to the net. Soon 5 million people saw him. Oh dear.
by Newbia April 26, 2004
Get the Star Wars Kidmug. A hand job involving a horny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). First, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her ass then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. She or it will break. If it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a blowjob.
"That nerd in English class performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. Probably the best climax every."
Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"
Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"
by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016
Get the star wars jobmug. Technology features of today that feel like they belong so far in the future that it would appear in an episode of Star Trek.
by spizzike April 11, 2015
Get the star trek shitmug. another word for trash
by bananalol257 October 9, 2020
Get the star wars sequelsmug. An asexual aromantic who never had sex and never was in a romantic relationship.Truly a blessed person who didn't lose time on mentioned shits.
by hello_from_the_other_side August 11, 2021
Get the Gold star aroacemug. by hato February 27, 2006
Get the mexican five starmug. When something, typically the drunk act of a friend, is beyond hilarious... it becomes five star funny.
Dude... did you see that wicked drunk girl fall off the bar stool and pee herself over there? That shit was five star funny!
by dzjenna September 25, 2009
Get the five star funnymug.