An overweight Star Wars fan from Quebec. He taped himself pretending to fight a lightsaber battle (every time I try to see it I'm redirected grrr) which is supposed to be so bad it's funny. Some of his "friends" uploaded the video to the net. Soon 5 million people saw him. Oh dear.
by Newbia April 27, 2004
Technology features of today that feel like they belong so far in the future that it would appear in an episode of Star Trek.
by spizzike April 11, 2015
A hand job involving a horny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). First, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her ass then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. She or it will break. If it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a blowjob.
"That nerd in English class performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. Probably the best climax every."
Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"
Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"
by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016
another word for trash
by bananalol257 October 09, 2020
An asexual aromantic who never had sex and never was in a romantic relationship.Truly a blessed person who didn't lose time on mentioned shits.
That's me.I am gold star aroace
by hello_from_the_other_side August 11, 2021
Damn, look at Shantrella go down on that Matthew Mason; He sure is a Rock Star with that cracked out ho and his big ol crack pipe!
by Bill Perry January 18, 2004
by hato February 23, 2006