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A cluster of (usually three) sizable bumps on the nose, often occupied by the small 'shnoot spider'.
Lloyd spit out his drink upon seeing his first shnoot.
shnoot by Wags Sculpture October 23, 2007

Scooter kid 

The best type of kids they spend 700$ on a scooter with there moms paypal and snake everyone (OR) they’ll be hella cool doing flips and riding the bowl like a boss
Skater : get outta my way you scooter kid

Same Skater : yo you need to do 2 flips next time (lol)
Scooter kid by ImNotYourHater August 29, 2018

Kentucky Mud Scooter 

The act of a girl defecating on her partner's testicles during sex in the reverse cowgirl position.
Once Chloe got off Robert he had to hit the shower because she kentucky mud scootered him.
crappy, pointless form of 2-wheeled transport.
modern scooters are usually between 50 and 250cc, feature a "step through" frame and small wheels (8-13 inches in diameter, usually around 10).
50cc ones are most common among teenagers. most are 2-stroke, and make a noise akin to that of a hedge-trimmer. 4-stroke ones are available, although incredibly sluggish.
scooters tend to be much slower and lacking in power than motorcycles, and usually have "twist and go" transmission.
they can be made to go quite fast. but most of the really fast ones are in such a high state of tune that they don't last very long, and constantly suffer from mechanical problems. and besides, who wants speed on a machine that doesn't have gears, weighs about as much as its rider and has such small wheels? no matter how much you dress up a turd, it's still a turd.
scooters suck. buy a real bike.
scooter by abbas224 August 5, 2007

shoot the shit 

Inject heroin in your veins and go down the spiral.
Layne liked to shoot the shit; he liked it too much.
shoot the shit by Looch September 24, 2005
Female genitalia as described by someone who finds "cunt" "snatch" "twat" and "slimy stankhole" offensive.
I have an itch in my snooty
snooty by choff December 12, 2003