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toucan sam schnoz

adrian brody got a toucan sam shnoz
by wolf January 11, 2005
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Slice Eye Sam

man, the laundrymat washer took my quarters. Ill just ask the slice eye sam to give me a refund...
by J-Bold March 9, 2011
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30 Second Sam

A 30 Second Sam is someone who can't control their urges while in class. They masturbate to random girls in class and doesn't bother to conceal themself. Ususally a 30 Second Sam is someone who is a social out cast and is shunned for constant masturbation. The 30 seconds is how long it takes for him to start masturbating and finish. And they like their own sperm. When the 30 seconds is up, it is common for him wipe it in his hair and smell his finger, with a bright red face.
Person 1= "Why is that kid Masturbating in class?"

Person 2= " Oh he is just a 30 Second Sam"
by Black Suns January 12, 2012
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Sam Parker

Is truly one of a kind guy who is known to be endemic. When intoxicated enjoys the pleasure of declothing himself.

Loves to leave puddles to mark his territory, and leaves the sick untouched for many hours on end and makes his friends clean it up. Oh but don't worry Sam, Aaron is your housemaid and will do anything for you !!!!!!!!
by 501 crew. 🤙 May 18, 2017
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Sam's Club Spartan

A fan of the Michigan State Spartans who has no direct affiliation to the university but who loudly and obnoxiously proclaims his/her allegiance while wearing goods and apparel purchased at a local Sam's Club store.
"We" kicked your guys butts! Go Green! Wooo hoooo!!!

Wow, what a Sam's Club Spartan that guy is.
by woviefan1 December 12, 2010
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Sam Dick

It is absolutely tiny and it can not be sucked. Too small for any sexual pleasure.
He has a Sam Dick, it is micro.
by Master Dook June 16, 2021
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Sam taylor

At first Sam seems to be a genuinely good guy with good intentions, but behind his fake exterior he is just a menacing dog that will lie, steal and backstab just to get what he wants, and look out because he is known to call rape when he engages in sexual activitys with his mates because he can't handle the fact that he likes some dick. He's just a junky dog
Oh Sam Taylor? Yeah he stole all my shit after he realised my dick was bigger than his
by Methtilldeath June 20, 2019
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