message board decoder ring

A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.

Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) February 20, 2011

Golden Ring Middle School

Golden Ring Middle School is a shitty middle school in the Rosedale area in Baltimore County, Maryland. It’s full of ghetto, and ratchet kids. If you attended there you were either a show off or the kid who got picked on by everyone else. The teachers there aren’t any better and there’s a fight every week.

You go to Golden Ring Middle School? I feel bad for you

by Someguy2004 December 5, 2020

made my phone ring

Having an extreme intimate time together that seems to always make the phone ring.
Excellent sexual intercourse interrupted by the phone ringing.
variations: makes my phone ring, made her phone ring.

last night was awesome, you made my phone ring.

by dandml September 29, 2010

Shiny brass ring

When wiping one's ass, especially after diarrhea, the soil is so wet that the fingers protrude right through the layers of toilet tissues.

Oh my, this is one shiny brass ring I wouldn't mind taken off my finger. Should I shake it off or use my clean hand to peel it off?

by Alan Chan August 17, 2006

Olympic Rings Sex Challenge

A sexual challenge where each ring colour represents a different activity:

Blue: Sex in water
Red: Sex on her period
Black: Anal Sex
Green: Sex outside
Yellow: Sex involving urine

Me and the girlfriend wanted to spice up our relationship, so we attempted the olympic rings sex challenge

by shukii June 28, 2010

blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat and damage electronic equipment.

I'm not sure, but I'll bet a fan went south and caused your processor to blow a smoke ring.

by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.

Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.

by Al December 28, 2004