Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.

Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

GET READY AND BUCKLE UP

Jay/ThatDude's intros right before playing a game or reacting to something.

Today we will be playing some of the weirdest damn games ever, SO GET READY AND BUCKLE UP AND LET'S GO!

by LightSwigger December 23, 2023

empty reading

when you read because you're bored or tired or sad and even if the story is great, you don't feel anything

I was empty reading last night, and the plot was great, but i'll have to read it again so i can feel it.

by mRhehehe December 25, 2023

Born ready

Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.

"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"

by urban schmurban December 27, 2023

panic read

When you read at every available opportunity cause you are on a deadline to finish a book

It's December, so I'm panic reading to meet my Goodreads goal.

by Greengrey December 27, 2023

Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.

Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."

by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024

confetti ready

When you cum on her

Yo she was wearing panties that said “confetti ready” she wanted it bad

by imma get u 😯 🔫 November 15, 2023