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History of the Retard 

A collection of the various accounts of retards and stupid people from across the history of the universe.
I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.

Total Retard 

A person who act like a retard, in a total way
This guy is acting like a total retard
Total Retard by user562 February 14, 2017

Internet Retard 

Some one who is not very bright will using the internet.
Or cant use the internet properly
"Dam my teacher is such an Internet Retard she takes too long to find some thing on google."
Internet Retard by GaDaLaX December 23, 2009

raging retard

Your walkin' down the hall in school when you go by the SPED area and theres this retard thats flippin'out.
Wow, everyone watch out, this SPED's a raging retard!!
raging retard by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

retro retard 

Person who obliviously wears out-of-style clothes.
"Look at Sam with that Abercrombie shirt. Doesn't he know Abercrombie went out of style in, like, 2009? What a retro retard!"
retro retard by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

Resident evil retard 

any t-virus infected mutant from the resi series (best games in the world-andthe ff's) that eats themselves rather than anyone else.
jill slapped the zomie to death because it wasnt trying to kill her. hey, why waste ammo?
Resident evil retard by masterofrpg February 24, 2004