Poser

A person who acts in an affected manner in order to impress others.

Hector Laguna is a poser.

by Ilizibith August 19, 2018

Poseidon’s curse

When you’re taking a poop and the turd hits the toilet water and splashes your butthole.

That poop was so vicious i got cursed by Poseidon’s curse

by Lil Payne September 27, 2018

Poser

A person who mostly wears thrasher and wears black and white checkered vans

EX Jacob cancerous

Jacob cancerous in general is a poser

by 666satanlovesDrphil666 October 27, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss

When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.

The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.

by naked jen November 2, 2018

Poser

1. A person who buys a band t-shirt to try and be trendy.

Soundgarden’s badmotorfinger t-shirt was worn by a Kardashian on insta so top shop will stock it suddenly and 17 year old airhead posers will buy it.

by KilledByDeath. December 7, 2018

Poser

A poser is someone with no friends and is most likely a real estate agent with a beard and a BMW

Look at that poser! He even parked his beemer in the driveway of the house hes selling.

by Iamdabonglord December 26, 2018

poser

Someone who is only slightly into a hobby simply so they can act as though they’re an expert in it and have an excuse once they are called a poser

Dang he’s such a cheap poser. He’s only been a skater for a week and he acts like he’s a pro

by Im_not_here__ January 8, 2019