Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.
by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019
Get the Dad Blastmug. by Big Dick Chef April 13, 2021
Get the pecker blastmug. A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
by Shroompuff March 26, 2020
Get the Ass blastmug. The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.
by Cashpuller420 March 3, 2023
Get the Seismic Semen Blastmug. by Nowaygo May 25, 2025
Get the Cheddar Blastmug. by eggcellant December 2, 2018
Get the Blastedmug. by sydneyf September 17, 2019
Get the whole blastmug.