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Dad Blast

Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.
Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.
by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019
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pecker blast

When your girl blows into your penis and you expel the air in a male queef like fashion.
She coughed while giving me head and I pecker blasted her.
by Big Dick Chef April 13, 2021
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Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension
by Shroompuff March 26, 2020
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Seismic Semen Blast

The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.
Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.
by Cashpuller420 March 3, 2023
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Cheddar Blast

Getting your vagina digitally penetrated and stimulated.
Remember when she got cheddar blasted by Joey Fatone? Hawt!
by Nowaygo May 25, 2025
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Blasted

“I blasted Lila at the party last night bro.”
by eggcellant December 2, 2018
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whole blast

a ways to say fun and/or funny
“ugh that sucked
“that was a whole blast
by sydneyf September 17, 2019
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