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The North Face

A ridiculous kind of jacket that will never see the North Face of anything. The jackets cost more than their weight in gold, and are usually worn by every member of the Greek system at all times. Attending a winter greek event may as well be a North Face advertisement. The alleged quality of the jackets is offset by the fact that owning one makes you a douche.
Teacher: Conscientious consumption is the purchase of goods to look rugged or otherwise not ostentatious. Have you of you been conscientious consumers?
Class: No.
Teacher: How many of you own something with the the words "The North Face?"
Class: *defeated*
by tgarc March 7, 2007
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the north of france

A mediocre vacation destination. Instead of beaches and sun you get rocks and rain, yet instead of mountains you get molehills. Their proudest offering is their caustic apple cider.
"I'm going to france for vacation."
"That'll be great! Sun, beaches, wine, babes, fashion!"
"Actually, I'll be touring the ancient chapels and cider orchards of the north of france ."
"Ohhhhhhhhh.
by TreeWeezel April 10, 2011
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Peter North

a narcissistic male pornstar who likes his face to be in 52% of his films so when guys are jacking off to the chicks being fucked, the camera fades to his face.
"Peter" is slang for "Penis",
"North" can refer to the upper regions of the human body e.g. the head,
what I'm getting at, is that he's a dickhead
by anonymous June 6, 2004
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Middletown High School North

The murderer of my sanity.

Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.

Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.

But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.

Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.

The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.

Things I will never get back.
Freshman 1: "Wow I can't wait, it's my first day at Middletown High School north."

Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."

Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."

Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"

Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"

Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."
by I'm a lizzard May 8, 2009
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the north coast

it is the arctic coast of alaska, canada, and greenland
by Clinker December 29, 2007
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Watsonia North

noun.

1. a suburb of Melbourne's outer north-east, notorious for its gang related violence and illegal drug trade.
In 2009 94% of murders in Watsonia North were gang related.
by WatsyNthCrip August 13, 2011
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millard north high school

a bunch of rich white kids, who love donald trump. With girls who wont even go near your willy. A bunch of send off prudes who just make ur dick dry nd give you blue balls. If a bitch from here maybe goes to second base, it wont be worth the while.
oh thaat prude, she went millard north high school.
by sourr pusss January 20, 2018
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