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Moose tongue

The gritty, pasty, slimy, film like feeling on your tongue after eating. Especially after eating ass.
I got really bad moose tongue after eating Kim’s ass last night.
by Tom minor October 15, 2022
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Mooselini

A huge hulk of an Italian dictator whose sheer height and mass intimidated his subjects into complying with his unreasonable directives.
As big and heavy as Mooselini was, it may have hindered him from moving around very fast or frequently, and so perhaps he needed a number of slighter-figured henchmen to scurry about the land and enforce his oppressive rules.
by QuacksO November 21, 2022
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Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?
We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table
by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022
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Moose Factory

Your significant others' hometown where they go to cheat and/or get used up after your breakup.
Friend: She went back to her rez in Moose Factory for the summer.
Me: I'm sorry to hear, bro. Friend: Why is that?
Me: People go back to Moose Factory to cheat without getting caught!
by daddychillstug November 30, 2022
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Moose Factory

A place where people come to sleep around then cry to their ex after they get caught
She's from Moose Factory , bro. She'll be trying to bang your friend group within a week!
by daddychillstug November 30, 2022
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Moonies

Followers of certain Korean man, an entrepreneur, proclaimed himself to be a messiah, messenger of Christ, though the newly founded religion has been viewed as separate from the more universally-accepted branches of Christianity.

The English term “Moonies”, can be used pejoratively, or otherwise claimed proudly by it's members-followers.

Practitioners of mass wedding, sometimes interracially, partner singlehandedly chosen by the leader himself. Politically, strongly opposed the left-leaning “communist”, that originate from the founder's opinion to the Korean war and separation of the both Koreas.

Indirectly involved in the shooting of Japan's ex-Prime Minister Abe Shinzo.
And backdoor-politics of Japan in general, which the Kishida administration of govt seek to cut ties after the incident, while pass bill to regulate donations/purchases of religious goods by force/mind control, after victimized ex-followers spoken out.
A legal investigation currently ongoing to see if the group itself will lose its “religious corporation” status, which will prevent the group of taking fees from its members-followers, but could still be allowed to exist as solely organized movement.
This marked the 2nd controversy surrounding topics of new religious movements in Japan, only after the Asahara Shoko-founded Aum Shinrikyo, the group responsible for the 1995's Tokyo Subway Sarin Attack, sending terrors across the nation in an otherwise rather peaceful postwar domestic scene of Japan.
“Moonies ballonees!”
How the Moonies say “Cheese!” when taking religious group-selfie with their leader, while holding a balloon, signifying ascension to Heaven. (Not factual)
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Moose

A notorious Giga Chad of the forests that takes no shit from no one.
DEAR GOD, IT'S A FUCKING MOOSE.
by GUMOOSE December 12, 2022
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