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Mass Horde

Group of idiot teenagers who dress like valley girls/wankstas or just like douches in general. They go to festivals like the OCF, photosynthesis and Hemp fest because they have hippie/new age parents. They only go to try and get wasted and laid or to try and get free weed. They generally act like they are way better than everyone else and tend to piss people off. If they aren't with their horde they can be seen texted their horde so they can re-group.
Person 1: "Did you see that douche just ask out my sister? What is he even doing here? He's not a hippie at all."

Person 2:"He's just part of the mass horde. His parents are pretty chill though."
by supaninja666 July 22, 2011
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mass-conscientiousness

Mass-Conscientiousness is an ideal and phrase created and authored October 15, 2011 by Tirzah Michele Fujii. It is defined by Tirzah Michele Fujii, as the idea that mankind is evolving towards a state of truth, virtue, and conscientiousness on a mass scale of consciousness. This ideology and phrase based on love and compassion, is that mass consciousness is in the process of evolving to or, becoming "Mass-Conscientiousness". Also, the slogan and phrase promotes caring for other people, plants, animals, and the earth as we care for ourselves. This idea provides that each individual reacts collectively in one's intentions and actions. One will protect the interest of the whole society, and sacrifice itself, as long as it does not endanger or harm one's individual self in the process. "Mass-Conscientiousness" is in contrast to the animal survivalist drive and impulse to sacrifice others for our own personal gain: economically,spiritually,physically,and commercially, by exploiting or sacrificing another individual's well-being at some level. The ideology, that n order for a governmental and societal system to have integrity and for it to be able to last, it must be built upon the principles of a virtuous conscience, rather than deceit and exploitation.
Mass-conscientiousness

1) Choosing not to charge very high interest on a loan, even if you can due to not wanting to cripple someone financially for your own gain.

2) Choosing not to talk about someone behind their back when they are defenseless

3) Eating vegetables and a vegetable protein-based instead of limiting or abstaining from the consumption of animals who were murdered for your meal

4) Not exploiting someone's ignorance for financial gain. As in, lying to a girl who knows nothing about her car in order to overcharge her for services he/she does not need

5) Choosing a different form of energy that does not ruin the lives of millions of people and the planet earth. Placing the life force and well-being of others over for financial and personal gain.

6) Enjoying the success of others, rather than hating them for it.

7) Going out of your way to help someone if you are able, even if it is an inconvenience to yourself.

8) Not stealing the identity, ideas, projects, or intellectual property of another(especially under the guise of trust) and making it your own when it did not originate from yourself, for some kind of personal gain at the expense of the original creator.
by Tirzah Sunshine October 17, 2011
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Mass

A word meaning my ass, shortened to Mass
Example 1: "Dude, Mass hurts."

Exapmle 2: "Mass got pounded last night."

Example 3: "Stop touching Mass."
by GeneralMudButt November 30, 2011
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massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.
"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"
by massage therapist December 31, 2011
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Mass

A verb meaning to measure the mass of something, despite the silliness of using "mass" as a verb.
Person A: Go mass that compound.
Person B: Did you just use mass as a verb?

Or

Person A: I've been trying to lose weight, so every morning I step on the scale and mass myself.
by Eliyahu March 30, 2012
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mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.
Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013
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massachusettes college of liberal arts

This is a small liberal arts based college in North Adams Ma. The resources here suck and it feels like it's in ancient times with the technology. It feels more like a high school than a college. With a population of like not even 2,000 students everyone knows everyone. There is tons of gossip, the sports suck, and best of all you can't even allow more then one person into your dorm. Absolute bullshit, the rules here are pathetic. Also there is only one street off campus you can party it and it's full of townies. Pines are the only people that actually turn up at this school.
by thatguy2318 November 5, 2013
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