Harry Maguire

The definition of a Goat

truly the best football player of all time

person 1:"do you know Harry Maguire scored 800 goals against man utd"
person 2:"wow he's such a goat what team does he play for"
Person 1:"man utd"

by AndrewTate Love child/husband January 3, 2023

Harry Maguire

worst defender in foot ball of all times , Harry maguire is always a joker . He is some one who cannot even tackle the ball from a 6 year old and can score own goals from any angles . Despite that , he still thinks of himself of a god of defence . Harry Maguire is in love with prisons of greece after he was jailed there

Harry maguire : I can tackle the ball from anyone

next match...
He loses the ball to everyone

by 1234567878900chdjswx February 18, 2023

harry maguire

a retard that defames manchester united by scoring own goals and overall he plays like his brain is missing

if harry maguire played during the sir alex era, his contract would've been terminated mid season

by ih8footy June 16, 2023

King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell

Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire

by PedoPeter May 19, 2019

magic shellery

The use of Chocolate Magic Shell in any given capacity in shell-like creations, or acts.
The amount of shell that is used or distributed on a given object, mainly ice cream.

I second the restriction's on Cam's Magic Shellery, I am still trying to recover from the last episode when chocolate exploded and covered everything--then hardened in a deliciously messy veneer.

by natalie212 November 5, 2007

Magicbuterol

A common dose of Albuterol ordered by an enthusiastic yet underinformed wannabe physician in hopes that it will cure some unrelated illness or condition for which this drug is not remotely indicated.

I gave that guy an Magicbuterol treatment but it looks to me like his hemmorhiod is actually getting worse.

by Lunger January 31, 2008

Magic_Phil2

A dirty, retarded, old pervert who plays runescape and preys on every unsuspecting girl who is nice to him. He stalks them and then when they don't return his feelings makes up lies about them and slanders their name. He is a rank in the worst clan in existence and is the reason why they lose all their female members. He is now famous to the girls of runescape as being a pathetic loser who will try to win you over by talking about how horrible every other girl has always treated him. Don't fall for it. Its just his attempt at a pick-up line.

If you run into Magic_Phil2 be sure not to be too nice to him. The next day he will be telling everyone you cybered him and are his true love.

by girlsofrs January 13, 2009