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Gacha Life

All of it summarized into one: Cringe. A LOT of cringe.
Bob: Gacha life sucks do you agree Jason?
Jason: Yes i do.
Cringe AF Girl: FUCK YOU!!!! GACHA LIFE IS LIFE BOZO!!!
Bob: (puts on some noise cancelling headphones)
Jason: (puts on some noise cancelling headphones)
by knickknacktoys October 23, 2022
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Life Bread

A variation of the biscuit game, commonly played at Orientation Camps of Hong Kong’s universities.

It involved a group of boys surrounding a piece of bread. The last boy who ejaculates over the piece of bread must eat the whole piece, including the cum and all.
“Edward just lost the Life Bread game! Now he has to eat up that bread along with everyone’s cum!”
by Volvo B8L MCV January 11, 2022
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The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022
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larmy life

The experience of using paid time off, usually pertains to situations in which one injures them self on the job.
I can’t drink if I want to, I’m living the larmy life for 2 weeks.
by Jimbo33000 September 20, 2021
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friendzone for life

n.

The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.

The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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Life Decision

When you make a bold or, overall, bad decision that could have the potential for a good or bad outcome. For example, people can move or flee to other countries and that can turn out good or bad.
'Fredrickson moved to the US. He got badly shot for a crime he did not commit. That was a bad life decision.'
by ThePotatoWhoCould July 23, 2021
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The Meaning of Life

The meaning of life is not something the human brain is capable of understanding. It’s like an ant trying to understand the Wall Street Journal. We’re not supposed to know the meaning of life. That’s the cruel hoax on mankind. Don’t even try, be happy in your ignorance.
I searched for the meaning of life but could never find it.
by Leap Cruncher June 8, 2021
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