prozac jizz philosophy 

The assertion that making a loved one, typically an uncle, bust a nut, will in turn replace the need for anti-depressants, as well as answer any questions concerning the meaning of life or the illusion of time. A very gratifying experience indeed.

I was recommended to try the "prozac jizz philosophy" in place of western medicine, it has been a lifesaver! Literally! I was about to off myself.

prozac jizz philosophy by foreskinchiploverxoxo69 March 22, 2021

THE Jizz Goblin 

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region

Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon

THE Jizz Goblin by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022

Just Jizz January 

1)The month where you have to jizz at least once a day

"Hey bro u failed Just Jizz January"
"Nah man im staying strong this year not finna fail cuh"

Just Jizz January by Noncy boi November 10, 2022

Fizzle jizz 

The last few drops of semen that leak out up to five minutes after initial ejaculation.

I just got my underwear on and looked down and had fizzle jizzed and had to change.

Fizzle jizz by pixstix76 December 5, 2022

GPU Jizz 

The act of your jizz leaking out of your hdmi/vga port on your computer's GPU.

Bro look at this video of my GPU Jizz!!

GPU Jizz by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023

cool jizz 

Great , Awesome , Beautiful

Your hair is cool jizz!

cool jizz by Kale Cee March 19, 2023

Sour Patch Jizz 

The left over sugar in the bottom of a bag of sour patch kids.

High Kid 1: yo man i love eating the sugar at the bottom of these sour patch kids.

High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?

Sour Patch Jizz by ThePatchKid January 11, 2013