A friend or aquaintance that constantly {flakes} out or lies about having a prior engagement, just so they can go have sex in a hot tub.
UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!
by marrissaisawhore June 11, 2006
When a guy is getting head and the girl chokes and vomits on his genitals, causing his pants to have chunks of vomit in them.
Dude 1: hey man, i heard about last night.
Dude 2: yeah, i was with this hot girl
Dude 1: ...so, were your pants a little chunky after words?
Dude 2: Darn it.
Dude 1: Dooooood, you got chunky pants!
Dude 2: yeah, i was with this hot girl
Dude 1: ...so, were your pants a little chunky after words?
Dude 2: Darn it.
Dude 1: Dooooood, you got chunky pants!
by freedomcome December 21, 2009
Shut your face, streaky pants!
by Evil Heat May 09, 2005
an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.
1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum
1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum
by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008
A reference to the tight leggings which reveal the lips of the vagina. Often worn in the high street. English Preston slang derived from murmur. 'I can see the lips moving but can't tell what the cunts saying'.
Check out the murmur pants on her.
by toeselecta July 26, 2011
by the rev c July 22, 2003
by Anonomyous January 01, 2004