shitting pants

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum

(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!

by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008

chunky pants

When a guy is getting head and the girl chokes and vomits on his genitals, causing his pants to have chunks of vomit in them.

Dude 1: hey man, i heard about last night.
Dude 2: yeah, i was with this hot girl
Dude 1: ...so, were your pants a little chunky after words?
Dude 2: Darn it.
Dude 1: Dooooood, you got chunky pants!

by freedomcome December 21, 2009

Pants down

When she gets turned on and undos your belt let's down your zipper and pulls down your pants or your shorts or your sweats or your underwear to play with your private parts

Bro she was soaked I was pants down behind the building

by Spleargedass June 2, 2019

streaky pants

Someone who doesn't wipe their backside properly, thus creating "streaky pants"

Shut your face, streaky pants!

by Evil Heat May 9, 2005

shitty pants

drunken derogatory slang.

You ain't nuthin but a shitty pants!

by the rev c July 21, 2003

G pants

somone who is tight or a gangsta.

"Yo that guy is the G pants over there".

by Anonomyous January 1, 2004

Gay pants

1. People who showcase a fine and often quite sexy set of panties.

2. a term of endearing insult.

1. Rich said to Sinead: gosh you have such lovely gay pants.



2.Sebastian: your pants are ever so gay, did you steal them from your mum?

Rich: no, i stole them from your sister when i was in her room last night.

random strangers: haha you got pwn3d seb, you gay pants!!!1111

by smiles1234 July 22, 2007