bed

i dont have one.

I never sleep in a bed!

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021

Bed Head Curls

The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.

Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023

Bed And Breakfast

When you sleep with a girl and she wakes you around 6am to eat her pussy

Friend: Hey you look tired this morning
Him: I've already had bed and breakfast

by Mineslammer May 27, 2019

Bedding

The act of making someone feel welcome or at home.

She was bedding her newly adopted cat.

by Cl0v3r_Sn0w May 24, 2024

japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

by holysanta July 17, 2025

in bed with a bad bitch rn

secret code to say “i was molested by my uncle when i was 12 and i pull no bitches”

:wyd?

: in bed with a bad bitch rn

by mynameisbrianTR March 30, 2022

Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021