Fart and Dart

Similar to crop dusting but not as subtle due to the running action.

See "drive by"

That jackass just gave us a fart and dart.

Fart and Dart by whatisbox September 22, 2016

Fart Nuts 

When you go to suck on some dudes nuts and it tastes like a dank fart.

Friend: "How did last night go"
You: "Good, until I went down on him. I tasted nothing but fart nuts. I almost puked."

Fart Nuts by camelwarriorprincess January 1, 2017

Fart Fetish 

A male or woman who usually is turned on by the sound, smell, or discharge that comes from a fart.

While in the bed room, uauually the ass get special attention, in hopes of a fart.


Uaually a kid named Joel or Mark.

"pfft... OMG *sniff* ahhh..what a day to have a fart fetish"

Joel: Let me sleep on ur ass tonight honey.
Girl or Guy: No! Why
Joel: well.. sit on my face, so i can smell ur ass.
Girl\Guy: erg... ok

Fart Fetish by Jimmytheflaminghothorse December 17, 2008

Fart Adict

One who has obbsesions with passing gas through the back passage around 1000 times a day. They try fartings anonomous but they got kicked out for setting the fire alarm off. I guess that they just love the smell of their own brand !

Laura Byrne a girl who is helpless she cannot stop and she has started bottleling up her fart productions and selling them as her brand smells so good and well from my own experience i would recomend buying it !!!!! She is a Fart Adict

Fart Adict by Fartadictsbestfreind March 3, 2011

Fart job

The act of a man inserting pressurized air in a womans anal cavity then fucking with noisy farts slipping out.

Eric pumped Abbas ass with air then she farted all over his cock, he recieved the greatest fart job since rosie o' donnels fabled 1993 fart job.

Fart job by Mcfarthuntd19 February 8, 2010

Fart Milk 

A fart where bubbly wet liquid and heat is generated and expelled from ones person.

after a fart - -> "oh man, that was totally fart milk" or "i think i let some fart milk slip out on that one"

Fart Milk by $ 189 January 2, 2008

Fart Locker 

The mobile fart locker (n) refers to someone who lives in his motorhome in the winter who is constantly trying to keep the heat in and since he lives alone and all he does is watch porn and fart, the motorhome always reeks of anus and spooge.

There goes that boner Ferrone in his mobile fart locker, I'm glad he beat it so we can invite some chicks over.

Fart Locker by The Boney July 27, 2006