Facebook Official

An fact that is proven true simply because it is on Facebook.

"Dude, Sarah is going out with Greg, it is Facebook Official"

by NafAgok July 12, 2008

Facebook Creeper

Someone, usually of the opposite sex, who creeps on someones Facebook pages constantly. He/She likes and comments all their pictures to gain their attention. They also comment and like every status the other writes, even if they have no reason to, or it doesn't pertain to them. They do this in hopes they will be noticed and be able to get with the person.

Girl Status: I'm so tired and my stomach hurts ;(
Creep: (Like)

Girl posts a new picture
Creep: Likes and comments beautiful
Girl posts another picture
Creep: Likes and comments again
and so on and so on...

Girl: Damn Kim Jason has been Facebook Creepin' you hard likin' and commentin' all your pics and statuses.

Kim: yeah dude is thirsty haha what a Facebook Creeper

by WhiteRex09 February 28, 2013

facebook syndrome

Calling people by their first and last names. Caused because facebook refers to people by their firsts and last names.

" Yeah, last night i hung out with Sarah Williams, Xavier Mozejewski, and Ben Smikler"
" No, you just sat on facebook all night."
"Why do you think that?"
"Another victim to the facebook syndrome"

by Xander Mozejewski October 15, 2009

Facebook Official

Facebook Official is when you've changed your facebook relationship status to show who you're dating. You're not officially official until everyone on facebook can see it.

Oh man, I knew Jenn was dating Andrew, but they're facebook official now, so it must be serious.

by SoulKeepz August 18, 2010

facebook asshole

Someone who is constantly posting/linking mean stuff on your facebook wall.

Guy 1: Did you see that mean stuff that chick wrote on my facebook wall?
Guy 2: Yeah man, what a facebook asshole.
Guy 1: Yeah dude, I bet she eats a lot of hot lunch

by ididyourmom6969 January 24, 2011

Facebook Bitch

A person, probably a woman, who puts way too much information on her facebook page.

I now know EVERYTHING about that facebook bitch.

by well1320 January 13, 2010

facebook fuck

the act of befriending some one who you wish to engage in sexual intercourse, fellatio, and/or cunningulus, and express your intentions to them through repetitive poking.

Dude i got so wasted and totally facebook fucked this ugly bitch.

by Mozezamos March 10, 2008