Dude the bishon frise

a dog that loves tia more than tania.

omg, did you hear dude the bishon frise loves tia more than tania.

by thecoolestnoodle February 24, 2021

sup ma dudes

Something only 13 year old fortnite players will say as a greeting. Aka. Idiots

Just before he went to play his game he had to say to his friends, “sup ma dudes.”

by Dee_2024 April 9, 2018

Dude-Javi-Bro

A conundrum indeed. "Dude-Javi...bro" has been used in more contexts than I care to recall. But there is one consistent message conveyed whenever "Dude-Javi-bro" is uttered. That message is either along the vein of really positive, such as something exceptionally cool or amazing or shocking that transpired, or something negative, as if someone just buggled and screwed up.

Example for I:
You step outside your car on to the cool ground of dusk as you stroll into a party destined to be rife with ganja and brew. And then the words "Dude-Javi-bro" escape your mouth and just fit perfectly in the scenario.

Example II (the negative one)
You just finish a sweet bowl out of lux and everyone is real faded. Your bro starts to load another bowl, meanwhile some guy in the car (or house or whatever venue) accidentally knocks the entire bowl out onto the ground/carpet. Then a rosy faced and disappointed bro exclaims "Dude!-Javi-bro" a-mix with a slur of other obscene remarks and gestures.

by Chadbro April 14, 2008

Duded Up Stunt

A person who dresses up and deceives or defrauds people or businesses almost to the point of being pathological. Usually these people are so caught up in their own bullshit that they start to believe their own lies.

Joe Biden is on tv saying vaccinated people should not spend time with their unvaccinated relatives this Christmas.
Me - Man! I don't need some duded up stunt telling me how to live my life.

by Malicious Intent December 22, 2021

weird ass dude

A Male Persona That is Weird As Heck.

That is a weird ass dude...

by TheBestDefinerEver! :) August 8, 2021

two dudes baking

when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking

by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011

foods before dudes

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.

Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.

Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner

Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.

Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.

Melissa: o shit u right

by hiwelcometohollister May 31, 2018