Designated Hog Smoker 

A chick with a nice pair of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) because all you can think about is getting a Hog Smoking from her

Danielle Fishel (Topanga from "Boy Meets World") should be declared a Designated Hog Smoker!

Designated Hog Smoker by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Desigrassi

Desi drama, mix of Desi & Degrassi.
A word used by Desis (of South Asian Origins) when talking about drama, gossip, issues, etc.

Desi Girl: Ahhhh soo much drama!
Desi Girl 2: This is Desigrassi...

Desigrassi by xoxflipflopslipgloss December 27, 2009

Despacito Spider 

A rare spider creature native in a game of roblox called ROBLOXian Highschool...They are made out of stacking two roblox head hats.The most famous despacito spider is DogeLuigi213

Player 1: Haven't you known the despacito spider?
Player 2: Yes
Player 1: Okay how is it made out?
Player 2: asdfghjkl
Player 1: fuck.

Despacito Spider by imp fuck2 September 22, 2018

Final Destinationed

To be suddenly, tragically, and fatally injured in a freak accident.

Alex was walking down Sunset Boulevard until he was final destinationed by a meteorite.

Final Destinationed by Self-absorbed Mannequin January 27, 2009

Mr. Self Destruct 

1. A button in most mad scientists' lair that both blows up their crib and causes them to fall to their knees and yell, "NOOOOOOO!" while shaking their fists at the sky in a most hilarious manner.

2. Secondly, and more importantly, A song by Nine Inch Nails that was originally the first song on The Downward Spiral but now has three kickass remixes on Further Down The Spiral.

1. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why did I even invent that button? Why did I give such a cutesy name and put it in such pain sight?? Damn you Mr. Self Destruct! Boom...

2. boom... boom. boom. (indecipherable whisper)
boom. boom.boom.boom.boomboomboomboomboom
I am the voice inside your head (and i control you). I am the lover in your bed (and i control you). I am the sex that you provide (and i control you). I am the hate you try to hide (and i control you).

Mr. Self Destruct by Fitoflaughter December 9, 2008

Desiree 

1) Not a fucking stripper name
2) Not a hoe
3) What the fuck were you thinking
4) The first def. is way better

Think I made myself cleaaaar(:

Desiree is not a hoe name, or a stripper name.

Desiree by bbyd January 9, 2008

Dessie 

A beautiful, tiny woman who doubles as portable entertainment. A good person inside and out. She love's pink and puppies. More energy per square inch than any other human in existence. She's the bees' knees.

"That Dessie, she's a firecracker!"

Dessie by Dilophosaurusrar February 4, 2010