cruncher

a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something

ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!!

by crunchmaster June 9, 2007

crunchy

One who wears excessive amounts of black, Tripp pants with chains and straps, Slipknot paraphernalia, and is usually also considered gothic.

"Did you see that crunchy walk out of Hot Topic with all that Slipknot stuff?"

by Matthew Santos December 14, 2008

Cronchy

Cute, but Ronchy

That girl is pretty, but her outfit makes her Cronchy.

by Carebear.13 November 23, 2014

crucial

You know how sometimes your out, at, let's say a party or gallery opening, or whatever the fuck it is people do, and then this squad of dudes roll in, and something doesn't quite feel right? Like maybe they got mixed up in looking for some party that was going to be way better than the one your at actually is, and all of a sudden the shit gets real hot. And you talk about it for weeks. And kids who weren't there cry like jerks with skinned knees: 'Ahhh, how did I miss that shit, it sounds so good.'

That's what it's like everywhere Crucial dudes go.

They drink 40's better than you.

They probably look better than you.

They are way funnier than you.

They ride bikes better and make better artwork and have bigger dicks and beards than you.

Sometimes, there are just dudes who are definitely more put together. They are here for making parties either way better or way worse, and have been doing it for way long. That's what Crucial dudes do.

They get very party.

They get awesome.

And if someone pisses in your sink at your next weak birthday party, and there were some random folks there yelling and making it fun again, it was probably one of them.

Crucial.

That party was lame until those crucial dudes showed up. Wow! I want to be like them!

by Jimmy Awesome April 23, 2006

Chunch

1. Noun- the combination of the words "chode" and "punch", a chunch is a powerful blow administered by a fist to the area between the scrotum and rectum more commonly known as the taint or chode.

2. Verb- the act of giving a chunch

(Noun) Say that again and I am going to give you the chunch of the century. Your scrotum will be inside your ass.

(Verb) I'm about to chunch you into next week. Your taint will see you next Tuesday.

by Thesmartestwomanintheworld September 8, 2013

cruncjewlate

Uhh, pie owns skarface? kthnx ;

I'll cruncjewlate j00r arse, jew!

by piexxpie March 18, 2004

Crunchyferrett

A semi domesticated animal that is known for it's foul oder

<CrunchyFerrett> For the record, I am not edible.

by Frogz November 11, 2008