Sas-crotch 

uncontrollably hairy nether region

dude i almost got suffocated going down on that sas-crotch

Sas-crotch by nasty big tits June 2, 2012

Cowboy crotch 

A used and abused floppy vagina.

Damn that cowboy crotch reminded me of my favorite Disney movie Dumbo. That shit was rode hard n put away wet.

Cowboy crotch by Dr. D000m June 17, 2012

Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

Saddle Crotch by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

Charcoal crotch 

Any person with brown pubes.

If I'm a firecrotch, you're a charcoal crotch.

Charcoal crotch by Stupenzos October 6, 2013

jizz crotch

The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.

Mike: Dude are you carrying tuna in your pocket?
Pete: No I just have mad jizz crotch.

jizz crotch by facepwn March 15, 2014

nasty crotch 

A Crotch that has been smothered in shit for sexual gratification

"How was last night?"
"I gave her a nasty crotch"

nasty crotch by Gibblerjsshhahsh November 3, 2015

music crotch 

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.

Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol

music crotch by music crothch January 31, 2016